*1 day if u need
**14 Feb. Valentin day ko log aisa kya karte hai k theek 9 mahine k baad 14 Nov. Ko hame Children's Day manana padta hai.......?????
*A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
*A scientst cant be a presidnt bt kalam did it.A condctor cant be a superstr bt rajnikant did it.A monkey cant be a mobile operator bt U did it.
*aap ke liye railway me job niki hai.salary 75000/month.job hai SHATABDI ki light kharab ho gayi hai.torch le k train k aage aage bhagna hai
*Aap kya jano hum kitna aapko yaad karte hai, har pal aapki faryaad karte hai, roz khat likhte hai CAARTOON network ko,sirf apko Dikhane ki Baat karte hai.
**Aap kya jano hum kitna aapko yaad karte hai, har pal aapki faryaad karte hai, roz khat likhte hai CAARTOON network ko,sirf apko Dikhane ki Baat karte hai.
*Agar apko lagta hai k aap b'tful hai,smart hai charming hai to, kutta palie,billi palie,sher palie magar galatfehmi mat palie...........
*Agar apko lagta hai k aap b'tful hai,smart hai charming hai to, kutta palie,billi palie,sher palie magar galatfehmi mat palie............
*At 33 he quit smokng(will power). At 43 he quit drnkng(will powr). At 53 he quit gamblng(will power). At 63 he quit makng luv(Powr Failure).
*Beta-Papa Mujhe Ek Bhai Aur Chahie Aaj Aur Abhi! Papa-Beta is Kaam me 9 Mahine Lagte hai,BETA-Papa Aap to THEKEDAR ho,5-7 Aadmi Aur Laga do..
**Boy:Can I touch
*Chaandi ki deewar na todi, par pyar bhara dil tod diya, kuch paiso keliye zaalim tumne SMS karna chhod diya !
*Chaha hai jise chahat se zyada,Samjha hai jise mohabbat se zyada,Bharosa hai jispe khud se zyada,Tu hi hai voh Haramzada.......
*Chemistry ka class chal raha tha.Teacher askd a girl-wat r nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate hue ans diya (night-rates) they r costlier then day!
*Chemistry ka class chal raha tha.Teacher askd a girl-wat r nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate hue ans diya (night-rates) they r costlier then day!
**College ki galion mein ajeeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilon ka mel hota hai, Notes ki jageh love email hota hai, Is liye to pappu har saal fail hota hai.
*DIL SE DIL LAGA KAR TO DEKHO,MERI YAADON MEIN AANSU BAHA KE DEKHO,SMS TO KYA MOBILE BHI DUNGA. SIRF EK BAR MERE MOBILE KA BIL CHUKA KE TO dekho.
*Do u want a Nokia 6600 for just Rs.999/- with a free sim with 100 SMS & 75 free calls. Simply log on to www.Ja-Jake-Soja-Sapno-Mein-Milega.com
**Dost kabhi kabhi ajeeb hote hai, kabhi dur to kabhi kareeb hote hai, badal jate hai mausam ki tarah wo,jinke dost nahi badalte wo bade khushnaseeb hote hai
*Dosti cheez nahi jatane ki. Hamein aadat nahi kisi ko bhulane ki. Hum is liye milte hai kum ; Kyon ke nazar lag jati hai rishton ko zamane ki .
*E dost tu bhi likha kar shayri, meri tarah tera bhi nam ho jayega, log fekenge ande tamatar, to shaam ki sabji ka intezam ho jayega! Wah!Wah.
*E dost tu bhi likha kar shayri, meri tarah tera bhi nam ho jayega, log fekenge ande tamatar, to shaam ki sabji ka intezam ho jayega! Wah!Wah.
**Ek admi ne apni patni ko khat likha"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hoon" Wife ne jawab me likha "aapki salary ke 100 kiss mile. Hisab bhej rahi hoon- Doodh wala 2 kiss me mana . Teacher ko 7 kiss deni padi . Sabji wala7 mein nahi mana.isliye 9 deni padi. Makan malik roj 6-7 le jata hai.
*Ek baar Do na plz Do kisi ko pata nahi chalega plz Do na mujhe aacha lagega Ek baar hamari dosti ki khatir de do sirf ekbaar ek pyara sa SMS.
*Ek Mechanic ki biwi ke bachcha hua. Doctor ne SMS kia Aapka "Sparepart" aa gaya! Usne reply main poocha, "NUT" hai ki "BOLT".
*Ek Mechanic ki biwi ke bachcha hua. Doctor ne SMS kia Aapka "Sparepart" aa gaya! Usne reply main poocha, "NUT" hai ki "BOLT".
*Ek purani haweli mein band se kamre mein dhul se bhari tasvir k peche lage jaale mein fasi makdi ki poonch par baithe machar ki kasam "I MISS U" ...
**Frndship is like rubberband......flexible........U can strech as much as u want, but dont leave it after streching.......its hurts a lot...
*G GO GOO GOOD GOOD N GOOD NI GOOD NIG GOOD NIGH GOOD NIGHT GOOD NIGHT DEAR
*G kar raha hai ki tumhe akele me kisi andhere kone me tumhare hoto k pass apne hot le jakar tumhe 1 ki kis kis kis kiss kissa sunao.
**Girlfren ko I LOVE U bolna hai ? Balance khatm ? Ab kya karoge? kabutr k gale men ganti bandoge? Main batata hun kya karna hai...Mujhe no. Do Me bol dunga
*One day you will ask me what is more important 2me,you or my life? I will say my life &you will leave me without realising that you are my life.
*The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams,like song without music,like rose without smell,like face without smile,like ME without U!
*Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaegi.Har hawa kissa hamara sunaegi.Hum itni yade bhar dege aapke dil me k na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad hamari aaegi
*HAR SAMUNDAR MEIN SAHIL NAHI HOTA HAR JAHAAZ MEIN MISSILE NAHI HOTA AGAR DHIRUBHAI KA SAPNA NA HOTA TO HAR LUCCHE K PASS MOBILE NAHI HOTA.
**Har Taraf Khamoshi Ka Saya Hai, Zindagi Mein Pyar Kisne Paya Hai, Hum Yadon Mein Jhumte Hai Uski Aur Zamana Kehta Hai, Dekho Aaj Phir Peekar Aaya hai...
*HUM AGAR APKO MIL NAHI PATE AISA NAHI K AAP YAD NAHI ATE MANA K SARE RISTEY NIBHYE NAHI JATE PAR JO DIL ME BAS JATE HAY WO BHULAYE NAHI JATE.
*Hum pehli baar kahan,kab aur kaise mile the.Haan yaad aaya train ruki,khidki khuli,nazren mili aur tumne kaha-BHAGWAN KE NAAM PE DEDE BABA
**In this cruel world, itz very difficult 2 find a friend with a beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So don't lose me..!
*In this cruel world, itz very difficult 2 find a friend with a beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So don't lose me..!
*In Train wife sez 2 Hubby:2day is our wddng anivrsy,do sumthng. Hubby:Can't u see wat's wrttn on d board "Chalti train main chadna mana hai"
*Is Duniya Mein 3 Tarha Ke Log Khush Naseeb Hote Hai. 1, Jinhe Sachcha Pyar Milta Hai. 2, Jinhe Achcha Yaar Milta Hai. 3, Jinhe Mere SMS Bar Bar Milta Hai.
*Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye, kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye, kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata, yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
*Ishwar kre Apko life mein sb mile jaise Chndrgupt ki shkti Meer@ ki bhkti Gandhi ki ahinsa india ki prampara microsoft ke share rupiyon ke dher.
*Isse pehle ki shal ka antim suraj aast ho.Isse phele ki 2008 ka calender nast ho. Isse pehle ki aap khusi ke mahol mein mast ho.Aur isse pehle ki mobile network vayast ho. Dua hai ki aane wala shal aap ke liye zabardast ho. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009.
**Jaam Karva Hai Magar Itna Bhi Nahi Ki Piya Na Jaye, Zindagi Mein Dard Hai Magar Itna Bhi Nahi Ki Jiya Na Jaye, Mana Sms Par Charge Hai Magar Itna Bhi Nahi Ki Kiya Na Jaye.
*Jab jab hame py3Yz lagti hai,unke aane ki aas lagti hai.unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai...
*Jo is msg ko padh rha he woh LUVABLE SMART CUTE SWEET INTLIGNT GUDLUKNG nahi hai to kya hua jisne bheja wo to hai...
*Just wanted to remind you that I LOVE YOU Sender: BIPASHA BASU +919820070420 khush ho gye APNI SHAKAL DEKHI HAI.Dont mind...
*Kadam kadam pe hawao sey taluk rakana dosti ke dur mai dosti ka asra rakana hamari yado ki khusboo jarur aaygi aap bas apana mobile on rakhan.
*Kal ho na ho aaj to hai.aaj ho na yeh pal to hai yeh pal ho na ho hum tum to hai hum tum ho na ho yeh dosti to hai ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICKY..
**kamal ko bhi gulab bana dete,unki yaad mai gazal bana dete,kambakht marti nahi ladkiya humpar warna moradabad mai tajmahal bana dete...
*ke sar, motor waale starter le jaayenge, hum current de chuke sanam, machine hamari winding tumhara, kya yahi phase hai, English regulator desi fan.
**Kismat Khulti Nahi, Shaadi Hoti Nahi, Taj_Mahal Banana Tha Mumtaz Milti Nahin, Ek Din Kismat Khuli, Shaadi hui, Par Taj_Mahal Kaise Banau Kambakht Mumtaz Marti Nahin....!
**Life brings KABHI KUSHI KABHI GAM,when it ends NA TUM JANO NA HUM,so lets do MASTI 2gether,who knows KAL HO NA HO,but whenever u need a truefriend,MAIN HOON NA
*LIFE never seems to be the way we want it,but we LIVE it the best way we can.There is no PERFECT life,but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENT.
*Likhne se pehle salaam karte hai,Dard-e-dil se pegaam karte hai,ye mat samajhana ke bhool gaye hai hum,yaad to apko subha shaam karte hai.
*LOVE MEANS- L-LAKE OF BEER O-OCEAN OF WHISKY V-VALLEY OF RUM E-END OF STOCK (bar closed) LOVE is injurious 4 health.
*Maine masum baharo me tujhe dekha hai,maine mosom ke isharo me tujhe dekha hai,mere mehbub tere inkar ki kasam,maine ashko k kataro me tujhe Dekha hai.
*Mana hum itne SWEET nahi ki Diabetes ho jaye, Na hi itne SALTY ki B.P badh jaye. Na hi itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye. Par hum itne KADWE bhi nahi ki yaad na aaye.
**Mom:Beti,ladka pasand aaya? Beti:Ladka toh thik hai,par mota bahut hai. Mom:TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 29 Inch ka,Remote toh 6 Inch ka hi hota hai!
*muskil se khabhi Aapki mulakat na ho, udas batho Khabhi Aishi koi baat na ho, dua hai ki mehfil se saji jindagi Aapki, bas hamain pukar lena agar koi saa
*NAMASKAR Main aisa SMS hun jisko murkh insaan padhte hain, Nalayak insaan doosro ko fwd karte hain, Bewakoof delete karte hain aur Pagal store kar lete hain..
*Nazro se nazre tum churaoge kab tak,Dosti aakhir chupaoge kab tak, Mere paigam tumhe milte rahenge yuhi sada,msg ko mere mitaoge kab tak..
*Night has gone & moon too. Sun has arrive with the sky blue... open ur beautiful eyes thr is a sms 4 u. ***Happy*** ***day***...
*Pandit Ji ne apke mobile ki rashi dek k btaya hai k apke moble Per KANJUSI ki mahdsha mandra rahi hai.Turant 5-10sms bhej k grah shant kare...
*Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de, Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de.
*Phool bina...Khushbo bekaar Chand bina... Chandni bekaar Dost bina... Zindagi bekaar Mere SMS bina...U..R...Right!Tera Mobile bekar
**Pyar ko bhulana fitrat nhi hmari aapse door rahna majburi he hamari jine ke leye sirf saans kafi nhi aapka hona bhi jarurat hai hamari.
*Q: Y is reading a playboy magazine like seeing National Geographic? A:"U get to see a lot of gud places you'll never get to visit."
*Raaz dil me chupate hai wo, samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai wo, bat karte nahi ya hoti nahi, per shukr hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate haiwo.
*Similarity betwen gandhi and malika sherawat.dono ne kapdo ko tyag diya, ek ne humare desh k liye dusre ne humare jaise deshwasio ke liye...
*Stars have Five ends ...Square has four ends ...Triangle has three ends ...Line has two ends... Life has one end ... but Circle of our LOVE has no End.
*Suraj ki her kiran roshni de apko.Chand ki roshni chandni de apko.Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi Dene wala her khushi de apko.Happy Birthday.
*T I T A N I C _ll__ . _,-"::::::::"=._,/t__ "____________/ U see how special u r to me i came by ship..wish U A HAPPY NEW YEAR.2010..
*ta ke senses ambani ke licenses birla ka bangla daler ka bhangra rajnikant ka style madhuri ki smile amitabh ki personality ratan tata ki populari
*Teacher:What shud there be in a book to make it bestseller? Boy:It shud have Girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. ;)
*Teachr angrily:Do u knw d imp of periods? Kid:Ya,once my sis said she had missd 1,my Mom faintd, Dad got a heartattack & our drivr ran away!
*Teri zindagi mein kabhi koi ghum na ho teri aankhen kabhi aansuon se namm na ho tujhe mile zindagi ki har khushi .bhale hi us khushi main hum na ho
*The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams,like song without music,like rose without smell,like face without smile,like ME without U!
**Thru thìs I Am Trying 2 Send My Wìshes & Care on this Ocassioñ OF DIWALI 2 My heart Means 2 U. HAPPY DIWALI 2 U & Ur family
*Thru thìs I Am Trying 2 Send My Wìshes & Care on this Ocassioñ OF New Year 2 My heart Means 2 U. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2 U & Ur family.
*Tumhare dil main rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano main rahenge ring tone bankar,Kabhi dil se delete mat karna,Hum tumhare sath chalange network bankar.
*ty world tour ka ticket SACHIN ka wicket mercedes ki car diamond ka haar . . . . . . Aur kya dekh rahe ho, kuch reh gaya kya? Laalchi ! !
*Ummeed aisi ho jo jine ko majboor kare, raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare, pyar kam na ho kabhi dosti me, talab aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare.
*Wah aapke kya nakhre. gajab apki Style hai. SMS kabhi karna kabhi nahi karna our kehte ho mere pass Mobile hai.
**What if electrical engineer start making movies : Munnabhai Wireman, Hamara Tester Aapke pass hai, bulb jal gaya, tower se tower tak , iska Resistance us
**What Is a Girl Friend? ans:Addition ofProblem, substraction of money,Multiplication of enemy, Division of Friends. So be careful !
*What is long and hard, has a hole at the tip. And wen inserted into a wet, hairy, tite hole, makes u feel gr8? Socho Kya hoga..... Chi kitna ganda Sochte ho ye to "VICKS INHALER"hai.
*Wife:muje kitna Pyar karte ho?Hus:Shahjahan jitna.Wife:mere marne ke bad Tajmhal bnaoge? Hus:Maine to plot le rakha hai delay tum kar rahi
*Yahi to khobsurat dosti ka naata hai, jo bina kisi shart ke liya jata hai, rahe duriyan darmiya to parwah nahi, dost ko harpal dil mein basaya jata hai.
*Ye hamari national health SERVICE hai.isme hum ap jaise logon ko aadhi raat utha kar SUSU karna yaad dilate hai taki apka bed gila na ho!
**yo nafrat se kanto ko na Dekho, Kaam ayenge, fakat foolon se a gul dosti achchi nahi hoti.
*Zindagi Main Tum Bahut Aage Jaoge...Kyonki Jahan Bhi Jaoge Log Kahenge "CHAL BE CHAL AAGE CHAL"
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