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Lets Enjoy with- Har aik muskorahat muskaan nahee hoote

Har aik muskorahat muskaan nahee hoote Nafrat ho ya muhabbat assan nahe hoote

Ansoo khoshi ke gham ke hoote hai aik jesay In ansowon ki koi pehchan nahe hoote

Har baat hai wahen par matlab badel gai hai Dil dagmaga gaya tha par hum sammal gai hai
Aisay bhi aaty hai din jeety hai log lakin Hota hai aor sab kuch par jaan nahi hoote

Har aik muskorahat muskaan nahee hooteNafrat ho ya muhabbat assan nahe hoote

Hotey hai is jahan mai chehry bhi aik jesay Gongat bhi aik jessy sehry bhi aik jesay
Sab jante hai nazren pechan thi hai nazaren Apni parrayi soorat anjaan nahi hoote

Har aik muskorahat muskaan nahee hoote Nafrat ho ya muhabbat assan nahe hoote

Kya chez hai ya dil bhi ho jaey jab akhela Rehtha hai sath iskey yadon ka aik meela

Duniya bhi choot jaey har aass toot jaey Mehfal kabhi ya dil ki werraan nahi hoote

Har aik muskorahat muskaan nahee hoote Nafrat ho ya muhabbat assan nahe hoote


Mujhe ulfaton mein samet lo mujhe bekhudi ki talash hai Jo dilon mein rooh mein utar sake usi rahgni ki talash haiMein ulhaj gaya mein bikhar gaya mere humsafer meri baat sun Mujhe zindagi ki talash hai mujhe roshni ki talash haiAey mere khuda teri di hui Gam-e-zindagi ki khiza'on mein Kisi aur se ki talab nahi faqat ik hansi ki talash hai Mujhe parh sake mujhe samjh sake mujhe har tarah parakh sakeUss dilruba ki talash hai faqat uss ghari ki talash hai
Terey Naam Ghazal Likh Raha Hoon Ek Hijar Ka Wasal Likh Raha Hoon

Terey Chehrey Ki Khoobsoorti Ko Ek Chaand Likh Raha Hoon

Teri Bheggi Huwi Zulfoon Per Ek Deewaan Likh Raha Hoon

Terey Hoontoon Ki Piyaas Ko Ek Sharaab Likh Raha Hoon

Terey Hansney key Andaz Ko Ek Shabbab Likh Raha Hoon

Terey Aashkoon Ki Barsat Ko Ek Darya Likh Raha Hoon

Teri Nazuk Aadaoon Ko Ek Gulab Likh Raha Hoon

Teri Dilkash Aawaz Ko Ek Koyal Likh Raha Hoon

Teri Aakhoon Ki Kashish Ko Ek Jaam Likh Raha Hoon

Terey Naam Ke Intisaab Per May ! Bus Ek Kitab Likh Raha Hoon
main lafzon mai kuch bhi izhar nahi karta iska matlab ye nahi k main tujhe pyar nahi karta

chahata hoon main tujhe aaj bhi par teri soch mei apna waqt bekar nahi karta

chahata hoon main tujhe aaj bhi par teri soch mei apna waqt bekar nahi karta

tamasha naa ban jaaye kahi mohabbat meri isi liye apne dard ko namoodaar nahi karta

jo kuch mila hai usi mei khush hoon main tere liye khuda se taqraar nahi karta

par kuch tou baat hai teri fitrat mein zalim warna Mein tujhe chahne ki khtaa bar bar nahi karta
Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth.. Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody Wi was there Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED! A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE" Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager." Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-= SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY.
HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY.... One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.... What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes. WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY? ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE. Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says.... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10 A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.

A Blonde lady owned two horses that she couldn't tell apart.
She decided to ask her neighbor for advice.
He said "Well why don't you cut one of the horses tails shorter"
So she did, but the next day the other horse got it's tail caught in barbed wire so she had to cut it's tail shorter too.
She went back too her neighbor for advice and he said "Well why dont you nick one of the horses ears"
She did, but the next day the other horse got its ear nicked on barbed wire and she still couldn't tell them apart.
The blonde desperate now went back to her neighbor and asked him what to do.
He said "Why don't you measure the horses"
The blonde then went back to her house and measured the horses.
Exitedly the blonde ran to her neighbors house and said " Yes you're so smart! The black horse is bigger than the white one!"
-- manojr

3 comments:

  1. i like your blog very much plz keep it always update with new and entertaining things.

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  2. hi mannu
    1st thanks for GPRS settings in china mobile i'm realy upset form my service provider but u r gineous hero.
    now can you tell me how to set default language english in Maxtel K-19 China make mobile and also tell how to install games on this mobile.
    thanks in advance

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  3. You can see chinese mobile codes in article named- Chinese Mobiles Secret Codes. Look at left side pane for it.
    In that you can find codes to change language.

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